It turns out that my tips tonight was as shitty as my service. I was totally off today. Luckily, there were no assholes to put up with tonight. Although, the night turned out to be a total bust, I've had plenty of visitors to remind me that I'm not that bad. Well, I'm not going to complain about the measly $55 dollars, but that shift a total waste of my time.

Numerous people think I'm some rich guy because of my Palm Pilot...WHY? Since when does a handheld computer define my monetary status? So what If I own a Palm Vx? During my unecessary and impromptu break, some old friends ran into me at the mall and saw me tinkering with my Pilot and relentlessly accused me of being rich. I saved money for it for Christ's sake. It's not like I woke up with $400 on my crotch and decided to buy it. Shit...call me rich then. I don't care. People just leave money for me on tables, that's all...