Someone is seriously testing my patience.

I got up at about 10 this morning to go to an optometrist appointment. The first thing was that off center was the fact that my parents gave me bummed directions. So I ended up driving an extra 30 minutes or so. I finally get to the office and it was exactly what I had expected it to be. After that, I get home and it takes forever getting back since people decide to drive badly and the traffic made the trip longer. I tried to call my mom and no one answered. I eventually get home and discover that no one is home and there's nothing for lunch either. I decided to get some eats at Tommy's. I get in line and I was nice enough to let someone go in front of me. This guy didn't even have the decency to tell me he was going to order 11 combos. So I wait for this guy to do his thing and I finally order. I get my order for dine-in instead of to go. It takes them another 5 minutes to realize that I'm still waiting for my food. On the way home I notice there's a community event and all of the streets are congested. It takes me almost 15 minutes to get home and the drive is normally 5. I had to detour my ass here and there just to work around the event. I get home and right when I pull into the driveway, my mom FINALLY calls and claims that I didn't call her back. She told me that they were at my uncle's house and there was a lot of food there. I ended up eating and the ketchup squirts all over my sleeve while the knife falls on my foot.

The weird thing is I'm not angry about it....I actually find all of this kind of humorous...