Congrats to Erwin and Loyola's Class of 2002! SHIT! Talk about a swanky commencement...

Work was pretty quiet but the tips were bomb-diggity all night. I walked out with $115 tonight...CAN'T COMPLAIN AT ALL.

Needless to say I had to work hard for the money but my last customer was a pretty spacy one. She was missing a few marbles I guess. She seriously scared me with all the stuff that she was talking about. She swore that "she was a legend around here and cannot be seen by the public." We had to escort her to a discreet table. She said that the server would be overwhelmed by all of the people coming up to the table. This woman went on by telling me about some guy named "Lunatic Lorenzo" from the 20's and he ordered his burgers medium-rare from McDonalds. I'm sure she's a lonely old woman but seriously, there was something that wasn't right. All of the things she talked about made absolutely no sense. I mean, I felt sorry for her to some extent. She wouldn't let me go and check on my other tables until I told her that some people might be suspicious that she was there since I was staying at her table for so long. I had no idea who this woman was but she kept claiming that she's a legend. No one recognized her from anywhere. She's never been in the restaurant before. I don't know what to think. It was just odd. But you know what? I just treated her like any other customer...well as best as I could anyway. She was really sweet but off her rocker. I hope she's okay. She had to take the bus home...where ever that is.