My good luck continues...I got 10% tips all night. I was supposed to walk out with $90 but nope...I walked with a meager $60.

One table really pushed my buttons. Don't ever fuck with a server. They can do quite a bit of damage without actually getting themselves in trouble. (This gets really ugly)

me: "Hey I'll go ahead and getcha started with some drinks..."
the girls give me their drink order
me: "Cool...I'll be back in just a sec with your drinks."
leader bitch: "why?!"
me: "So you can decide what to order. I'll just be a sec."
leader bitch: 'Hurry up then."
brain: "WTF?! Bitch."
five minutes later I bring their drinks
me: "Are you guys all set to order?"
leader bitch: "Uh, No..."
I return 3 minutes later
bitch #2: "We haven't even looked at the menu."
the menus were laid out the whole time.
I return 3 minutes later.
me: "All set?"
still not ready
me: "I'll be back in a bit."
leader bitch: "No don't go. It's not like you have anything better to do."
brain: "fuck you."
me: "I have other tables to take care of."
I leave for another 10 minutes. I finally get their order when I come back.
brain:: "stupid ass customers..."
I decided to wait 15 minutes before putting their order in. They got their food about 30 minutes after they acutally ordered. I took my time.
all 3 bitches: That took forever! How hard is it to make a Chicken Caesar and Cheddar Fries?!"
I refilled each of their drink once

They left me a dollar tip. I've never felt so good! I've never been treated like that before. So if you ever go to a restaurant, treat your server right and you'll have a pleasant meal. Simple, isn't it?

I can fuck up your night. I can fuck up your food. I can delay your food as long as I can. So don't even think I'm not human just because I'm serving your sorry ass some food.