Ian, I don't think I could have said it any better...

if u see someone acting too seriously and u're either intimidated, impressed, or feeling low because of it, imagine that person taking the hardest crap imaginable. i mean, everyone HAS to sit on the throne sometime. and if not, then that's even funnier to think about. but imagine the sounds, feelings, and facial expressions of that person as he or she struggles to eject their dumplings. woooo-weeeee.. who's cool now?


i'm not trying to be immature about this. (well, a little bit.) but what better way to realize that everyone is no better than any other person? reduce every single human being to a single common denominator through which they all are most vulnerable and most FUGLY. who's "cool" now? from Brad Pitt to Kristin Kreuk to 2pac to Justin Timberlake to Ryan Philippe to ur best friend to ur mentor to ur long-time crush... they've all had that crap of all craps that just doesn't seem to come out...

so the point is.. be yourself. laugh at yourself once in a while.

Put that under yout pillow and sleep on it!