I'll be your server today, so that means I know your fucking medical history.

I seriously think some of the customers who come into the restaurant are complete morons. So this guy, orders a Toucan (which has teriyaki sauce and grilled pineapple slices) and doesn't tell me that he doesn't want the pineapple. I serve it to him and he doesn't say anything. I come back 5 minutes later and his cheap-ass friend says, "Um, we have a slight problem here," He points to the half eaten burger. "He's allergic to pineapple. Why did you put pineapple in this?" I asked if I can just hash up another one but his "witty" cheap-ass friend immediately responds with, "How about some free onion rings?!" The conversation goes back and forth for a little bit until the guy was smart enough to speak for himself and said that it was okay.

If he was THAT allergic to begin with, he wouldn't have eaten over half of it before flagging me down. I can't read minds, buddy. I didn't know that you were allergic. Next time, warn the server about food allergies you may have if the item you are ordering is questionable...READ THE DAMN MENU!

Idiots. I'm working with IDIOTS.