I HAVE THE BESTEST FRIEND EVER!

Don't ask why...

...because I'll tell you why.

She picks me up to sleep over with a one hour notice and feeds me goodies and makes me happy.

NEED I GO ON? Well, I'm too hungry to go on. I'm actually up in the AM, people! So be impressed by that and maybe if you're all good boys and girls, I'll let you know what I did today.