My gaydar hasn't really been wrong and tonight shouldn't be an exception...

You ever make eyes with the hottie across the way? You become intrigued by their sex appeal and take a closer look. You think that this person is SO hot that your tounge sweats.

and then...

they open their damn mouth.

Tonight at craps there was one person who I thought was pretty cute and kept making eyes at me. Like Sherwin said, "If you make eye contact more than once, they might be downe." Seriously. This guy was staring at me since I extended my hand to politely introduce myself. I mean he's cute but it didn't seem like he had a lot upstairs.

His jokes were obviously skewed towards the whole sick gay sex theme. I'd make him "nut" while I dealt the cards. He said that I make him hard. He comments on the other guy's bodies. He tries to lick all the guys. He wants all of the guys to kiss him. I caught him staring at me over and over again... I wasn't even in the same room and he managed to keep his eyes on me. Maybe it's just me, but I don't joke around about playing with one's genitals when I meet them for the first time. Everytime I tried to hint that I was queer he didn't even flinch. When I joked back all of the other guys laughed at him because they all knew where I was coming from. Mind you he wasn't too bright, but I'm sure he's not THAT dense. He was even trying too hard to make conversation with Keith... I mean, sure Keith's a good looking guy, but my gaydar just kept nagging at me. Why would he be interested in my age? Why would he be interested in how I deal? Why would he have this odd look in his eye when I looked at him when it was his turn to bet? Why would be make the effort to look for me in the house? Why would he fidget around if I handed him the cut card and the deck? Why would he joke to the other players that I was playing footsies with him? There were so many other mannerisms that irked me a little. Sorry guys, but I think your boy has some issues.

If I see him in Vegas, it won't surprise me if he asks to play with my nuts or ask to kiss me. I don't think my man would like that one bit.

I can't believe I haven't gone beddy-bye yet. I'm just hanging on a thread here. blah.