So I've decided what I really wanted for my birthday. There are only 2 people that can do it for me.

I wish the two of them would just start talking to each other again. I hate having to be stuck in the middle. I don't even know why you guys are fighting anyway. It sucks that I want both of you there for my birthday but it seems that's not going to happen. I'm really annoyed about having to hear both sides dismiss each other like that friendship meant nothing.

Swallow your pride. There's a friendship that you're throwing away...and for what? Only you know.

Stop getting upset with the whole situation. I hate having to hear the worst from both of you. You're just going to let it die out?

It hurts me that you guys are so indifferent towards each other and you guys have been friends so much longer than I've known the two of you combined. IT'S NOT FAIR. I hope you guys start fixing all this. It's my party and I can cry if I want to...but I really don't want to cry.

UGH. If you solve this for my birthday, it'll be a great one for me. THANKS.

(not that i wouldn't appreciate the other things being done...but really...this would make everyone else's plans so much better.)