Someone fucking shoot me already.

This cough is driving me up the wall. I can't sleep because of it. For some reason, it acts up the most when I'm lying down trying to sleep. It's 4 am now and I've been trying to sleep for a few hours. When I finally fall asleep, I'm gently awaken by a hacking cough that DOES NOT STOP. IT SUCKS.

Oh, I almost cracked my head open too.

Awesome.